[Kirk smirks to himself because was this person was likely someone new (not that he's been here long himself)? Because there was always something worse than some annoying pumpkins.

Nor did it seem this guy knew much about farming if he were to guess because the suggestion of fire gets a chuckle out of him.]

Not to say fire is a bad idea, but healthy growth isn't anything like dry logs.

[He says while he tosses a hacked off vine at the other person to catch, not believing for a second he's as bored with this conversation as he seems.]

See? Still moist, it will burn but not easily. That's like trying to catch a wet shirt on fire.