That's no fun, these scholarly types take everything so seriously.

[He makes a face at the idea that someone wouldn't want Lydia's touch and company, he would be open to both. Honestly, it's part of the reason he approached was because he saw her and thought he could keep her company while they listen to the... screams of agony the scholars were inflicting upon each other.

Maybe not exactly romantic, but he wasn't here to romance. At least it sounded like the scholars were having a good time.]

Aw, can't I do both at the same time? Because your ass is looking great and I'm not opposed to kissing it. [Smooth Kirk.]