[Kirk just grins and shakes his head. Because okay that was a step too far in ridiculousness for him. Surely this man didn't actually believe it. And if he did, then why was he just standing there instead of trying to help with the pumpkin problem?

At least this part of the hallway with his room was spared anymore gourds.]

Maybe then you should help with their eradication before they can rise up?

[He picks up an armful of cut up vines and presses it into the other man's arms.] Here, we can start by clearing the hallway.