"Yeah, because I'm super interested in the growth rates of pumpkins," Satoru deadpans, dunking his cookie again before he takes a bite. The cookies don't taste like anything, which is about the best he can hope for with food. "The only interesting option is if they get as big as, I don't know, a house. Anything less than that, some farmer has probably already achieved."
Yeah, he reads the news sometimes. And sometimes the news is so slow that Local Farmer Grows 2,000 Pound Pumpkin is prominently featured. That's what counts as entertainment, he guesses, when you're stuck in a castle because the forests surrounding it are too dangerous to go through.
Good for Jisu, though, she's being totally helpful! Satoru's sure somebody will appreciate it.
Not him. Because he can't be bothered doing anything other than spectate for his own amusement and give advice. But somebody will!
"Cool dagger, though," he notes, peering over his sunglasses. "Is that strictly for decoration and plant cutting, or does it actually get some use?"
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Yeah, he reads the news sometimes. And sometimes the news is so slow that Local Farmer Grows 2,000 Pound Pumpkin is prominently featured. That's what counts as entertainment, he guesses, when you're stuck in a castle because the forests surrounding it are too dangerous to go through.
Good for Jisu, though, she's being totally helpful! Satoru's sure somebody will appreciate it.
Not him. Because he can't be bothered doing anything other than spectate for his own amusement and give advice. But somebody will!
"Cool dagger, though," he notes, peering over his sunglasses. "Is that strictly for decoration and plant cutting, or does it actually get some use?"