[ Look at this thoughtful little lad, puzzling through it. Teacher's pet already?? Either way, Edward is silently proud and looking just as serenely unbothered as ever... until he scoffs, affecting an offended voice. ]

Uh, yeah right. I mean, what vampire would care about humans? Gross.

[ Flawless delivery, incredible masking, 10/10. His expression evens out right after to a more genuine look, absent of the placating smile, even. His voice is quieter, head tilted slightly to the side. ]

But they've been tripped up enough already, yeah? Best keep that in mind.