But it's still painful if they do it, that's the problem. I'm not too keen on that part. [Look, while she might have some masochistic streak in there, getting your head taken off is still not a fun experience even for her.

Well, okay, if he's going to be dramatic about it, she can reciprocate.]

What if, and hear me out, I just did a tiiiiiny bit of cat-burglary. Quite literally, actually. And then just casually made their missing things their holiday presents along with a little extra thing just for good measure?~ [This is horrendous.]

No one's going to suspect a cat of doing anything wrong, especially since even though my form is a wild cat, I can still look enough like your generic housecat.