Friends or not, Edward's got an eye for talent. He enjoys witnessing another vampire flexing their skills, like Satoru does now. Humans are easy, but Edward couldn't hope to read a fellow vampire's mind, never mind from across a room like this. It's fucking impressive.

Ed's eyebrows lift in surprise at what Satoru reports, and he has to push the glasses back up his nose again as he looks between Satoru and the librarian. "Fuuuck, really?" Isn't it supposed to be cool, sexy people who go commando? Well, horny bastards pretty widely encompasses nerds, he supposes. "It's always the quiet ones," he laments.

Given the options Satoru finds, Ed decides for them, "Wedgies are one thing, but it's kind of a dick move for a guy to steal a girl's underwear. How about beetle boy— Is his package wrapped?"