Laios would kill to be able to eat a frog again. An anything again. He would also like to see animals in the sun without bursting into flame but if wishes were horses he'd have a lot of free horses and no way to eat them.

"All the wet parts are on the inside of the snake. Like the venom! They have special glands to hold it in, and they inject it through the hollow centers of their fangs. Completely different from vampires; we have solid fangs and chemical spit!"

He lightly entrances the snake so it hisses, mouth open.

"If you look closely, the fangs are translucent, you can see right through them!"