[ Try it, little man. Bones knows Yuri has all that weird fuckery going on with his maker, but like hell he's going to just stand by and watch the kid die over something stupid just because they're treating him like a guinea pig. ]

Left side, huh? Lemme guess, your maker was fucking with your brain again.

[ Fucking vampires. But Bones nods at the list of symptoms, reaching back to rest a hand behind Yuri's neck. He's going to try and heal him again, of course. ]

You know he won't be allowed to do that shit to you anymore once you're a vamp, right? You gotta consent to that shit. [ He grumbles. ] 'course, you should be able to tell 'im to fuck off as a novice, but it gets about as clear as mud when you get down to it.